This may insensitive but…
Check this out:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17275072/
Look at the size of that thing! Calamari rings the size of tractor tires? Hook me up! I love Calamari and I love a challenge.
I’ll need a couple lemons. And perhaps a bucket of dipping sauce.
Ahh well, I guess he does belong in a museum.