Hygienist Etiquettecy
Things that need to be taught in dental hygienist school:
#1 - Do not show patients their plaque. Although you may find it fascinating, it is equivalent to the act of showing your college frat buddies how amazingly long your turd is (while saying “I just dropped off the kids at the lake!”).
#2 - If there is anything worse than not acknowledging the pain you are causing your patient by using your finesless pick-gouging technique, it would be acknowledging the pain but then not doing anything about it. Even though you may not believe it, your technique can be improved.
#3 - A man who is almost 29 probably knows that sugar is bad for his teeth.
#4 - Saying “I’m going to get into my costume” while putting on your mask and gloves, and “Now lets put you in your costume” while putting on the bib and sunglasses, isn’t quite as clever as you may believe.
Okay, rant is complete.
So apparently she thinks you are a five year old
Comment by Aaron Stewart — April 9, 2009 @ 11:58 am
Didn’t you once show me a turd you were really proud of? I guess we do have a different relationship than between me and my dental hygienist (that word is impossible to spell).
Comment by Anders — April 12, 2009 @ 12:17 pm
Anders - I did not. But I do recall you telling me about your practice of doing this during your college days. I guess you weren’t in a frat though.
Comment by Sam — April 15, 2009 @ 8:10 am